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PROFESSIONAL DOG WASTE MANAGEMENT
To simply put it, we scoop dog poop—professionally.
Let’s be real—your pup’s “presents” in the yard aren’t exactly the kind you want to unwrap. That’s where we come in. At The Dooty Patrol, we’re proud to handle your dog's business like it’s our business… because it is.
We provide professional dog poop scooping services with precision, punctuality, and just the right amount of humor. But we don’t stop at scooping—we go the extra mile (and sniff) with yard disinfecting and odor control services that leave your outdoor spaces fresh, clean, and ready for bare feet and backyard barbecues.
So go ahead—hang with your dog, not their dooty.
We’ve got the crap covered. Literally.
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HOW WE DO IT!
we’ll send a text about an hour before we arrive, so there are no surprise visits—just surprise-free yards.
Our tech rolls in, scoops every last landmine, double-bags the stink bombs, and drops them in your trash (or your preferred location).
Once your yard is poop-free, you’ll get an email confirmation so you know we came, we saw, we scooped. You’ll get a photo showing that your gates are fully closed, so your pup doesn’t pull a Houdini.
Our tools and shoes get the royal treatment with kennel-grade disinfectant to protect your home and pets.
Run, play, and relax in your yard without watching your step (or your shoes).
how we bill you
New customers signing up mid-month will be charged a pro-rated amount for the remainder of the month initially, and then billed on the standard monthly schedule.
Billing happens on the 1st of each month before service begins. You can set up auto-pay with a bank account or card inside your account. Get invoices and receipts by email or in the customer portal.
If payment isn’t received before your first service of the month, your account will be placed on hold and taken off the schedule. Service will resume once payment is made.
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